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A LOOK AT GOLFERS THROUGH THE STARS

Aries: March 21 - Apr 19
Aries are easily bored, full of curiosity and seek constant changes in equipment to gain any edge offered by the latest technology. Like the Ram, Aries golfers are sometimes quick-tempered and they have to struggle to maintain their cool on the course after a bad shot. They work harder than most at this because they know that to re-focus and follow up with a good shot is a test of their true character. Aries golfers have a tendency to aspire to be number one in everything they do. They are inspired by good play, often raising their game to a new level when in the company of good players. Caution does not concern the Aries golfer and "laying up" is not in their vocabulary. They are always courageous, enjoying the challenge of the toughest courses.


Taurus: Apr 20 - May 20
Ruled by Venus, Taurus golfers are methodical and tenacious, possessing the ability to focus energy toward the realization of their goals. A tendency to be a bit stubborn works in their favour as they are persistent and get things done. On the course they almost never give up and the game isn't over till the last putt drops. They take special pleasure in luxurious surroundings and places, love to travel and usually seek the best places to play. Due to their powers of endurance, Taurus golfers continually practice and you will find them on the lesson tee more often than not. Sometimes they would rather beat balls than play! Slow, careful and deliberate, the Taurus golfer does not like change and may be playing the same irons they so carefully purchased, (custom-fitted of course!) years ago. They eventually must learn the difference between caution and plain stubbornness in order to keep up with technology if they aspire to more distance and control.

Gemini: May 21 - June 20
The Gemini golfer is greatly influenced by the dual nature of his "twin" personality. Persistent, creative urges struggle against a desire to be conventional and enthusiasm is moderated by caution. Despite these contrary emotions, Gemini achieves great success in golf.
Ruled by Mercury, Gemini can be impatient and their inquisitive nature recognizes no "out of bounds". Because they are so energetic they often find themselves involved in several projects at once. They are capable of breaking down their swing into manageable segments and will focus on each with the same devotion when working on improvement. However, a Gemini has to make special efforts to control his nerves. Their mind works so fast that the body sometimes can't keep up and they can literally trip over their own feet.

Cancer: June 21 - July 22
The Cancer golfer may appear to be sensitive and shy but secretly craves the limelight and dreams often of achieving fame and fortune. Influenced by short phases of the moon the Cancer golfer, like its symbol the Crab, projects a hard outer shell that protects a soft, inner core. This does not mean that they are soft on their opponents; on the contrary, they are truly competitive in nature and able to control their emotions to perform their best. Often alternating between introversion and extroversion, the Cancer golfer will often surprise you with their capacity to rise to the occasion. Be careful when you "needle" a Cancer.
Cancers love being at home and being comfortable, so they tend to play their golf close to where they live. They do occasionally love to travel to exotic places to play and thoroughly enjoy being with people who enjoy the game as much as they do.


Leo: July 23 - Aug 22
The Leo golfer is warm, (ruled by the Sun) generous and open-minded. They hold their head up high, as does the Lion, proud symbol of their sign. They walk with a special style, talk with gestures and are very particular about their looks. They are players that exhibit an energetic spirit that may be irritating to others with less-than-sunny dispositions. Their movements are precise and deliberate but not painstakingly so. When a Leo addresses the ball you won't see a bunch of jerky waggles and an eternity of practice swings before the ball is sent on its way. If all golfers were as decisive as Leo's, the three-hour round would become the national average!
Leos are generous with their time and energy and love to teach others what they know. They make great golf teachers and some of the game's foremost instruction gurus are Leos. The Leo golfer is motivated by an intense desire to improve their game at all levels and does not hesitate to tackle a swing problem, even if it occurs in the middle of a round. Even-tempered unless aroused, Leos are great competitors and are considered to be among the most consistent ball-strikers.

Virgo: Aug 23 - Sept 22
Ruled by Mercury, you are earthy and courageous with a pronounced tendency toward mental toughness and discipline in your professional life. However, at leisure you have a disposition ruled by a rather large "sweet spot" in your nature that any club would envy! Competitive but compassionate are words that describe your approach and you are able to appreciate the great shots made by your opponents.
Your great passion is golf and any apprehensions about your swing that you may experience occasionally will give way to the confidence of the Virgo personality. Your attention to detail and strong desire to avoid mistakes will make you a competent player most times you tee it up. Solid course management and patience are some key elements in the approach taken by Virgo golfers and your ability to think your way around a course will help you avoid the big numbers that can spoil a round. A Virgo is sensitive to the environment and is particularly susceptible to personal fitness. On the course he is adamant about etiquette and will not tolerate gamesmanship. He is an organizer who sometimes finds that part of his character to be an annoyance but organization in golf will pay dividends down the road.

Libra: Sept 23 - Oct 22
Libra, the 7th sign of the Zodiac, presents golfers with a most valuable symbol, that of the Scales. Whether referring to the scales of justice or symbolizing a sense of balance, Librans are fortunate in possessing the qualities of both. Charming, kind and sensitive, a Libra makes a good friend but has a hard time making decisions, especially if you give them a choice. They may take forever to make up their minds, wanting everything to be equal, and then let you decide. A Libra is competitive but not aggressive, dislikes unhappiness and will go out of their way to help anyone in a bad mood. He is a devoted practitioner of the game of golf and performs best in the company of a partner or peer. Team events are his forte. A diplomat at heart, the Libra golfer understands that you can tell a lot about a person during a round of golf, not all of it good. If things should not go well they are apt to turn their heads and look the other way, content in the knowledge that they are doing the right thing.
When caught up in the shifting sands of everyday life, Libran golfers know instinctively how to restore harmony and balance, making regular visits to their favourite course. Fresh air and sunshine revive their spirit. More comfortable with intellect than emotions, Librans are devoted students and more amenable to proposed changes in their swing. Confidence overpowers any anxiety over change. Understanding that moments of true insight do not come easily Librans know the importance of practice but prefer not to take it to extremes

Scorpio: Oct 23 - Nov 21
For the Scorpio Golfer, low scores sometimes take a back seat to sportsmanship and camaraderie.
As a Scorpion you are ruled by Plato and possess a fearless spirit combined with a desire to live on the cutting edge. Deeply attuned to his emotional condition and that of others the Scorpion golfer is slow to anger but once offended can take resentment to new heights. Curiosity about all aspects of life leads you to experimentation and discovery and your willingness to explore new methods through instruction has paid off with a significant drop in handicap. Your go-for-broke style of play will temper somewhat with a swing that you can now trust. However, be wary of a new tendency that will try to manifest itself as you gain new insight into a particular aspect of your game, paralysis-by-analysis. The Scorpion nature must guard against a natural desire to over-achieve in almost everything they do.
For you, golf is a personal challenge, constant improvement being a lifelong goal. But with your powerful physique and natural athletic ability the stars point toward success in meeting the challenge.

Sagittarius: Nov 22 - Dec 21
Often restless in nature, Sagittarians are easily bored and can't stand to be unproductive. They love to travel and spend time in the great outdoors, making them particularly well adapted to the game of golf. Sagittarian golfers also love to learn and to pass on their learning to others. Often they take up teaching golf professionally and are good at it. A Sagittarian instructor will take an "honest" approach to the game and tell you things about your swing that you may not want to hear. He will tell you to forget your bad habits of the past because the present and the future is where they want their pupils to be. Ruled by Jupiter, the Sagittarius golfer sets his standards of play high but a tendency toward compulsiveness can sometimes cause problems. In the game of golf things shouldn't be decided too fast, especially when swinging a club. A Sagittarian makes decisions quickly, often regretting their impulsive behaviour after a bad swing. Fortunately the Sagittarian golfer also possesses a knack for getting out of trouble that is almost uncanny. They seem blessed with natural luck; shots headed for trouble almost always get the favourable bounce.

Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19
The Capricorn golfer is a model of consistency regarding their aptitude and demeanour for the game of golf. Governed by self-discipline and careful to avoid pitfalls, those born under the sign of the Goat seldom stumble on the path to their goals. They exhibit a head-down, sure-footed approach to the game of golf like they do in life, focused and on-track. Strong leadership ability coupled with a fierce independence and determination to meet all challenges is what characterizes the Capricorn. Their physical strength, natural ability and understanding of the swing allow them to focus on the finer points of the game, having long ago mastered the basics. Capricorns do not suffer fools easily and will not accept swing advice from someone with lesser ability, however, they will listen closely to someone they respect as a player and will work hard to correct any bad habits

Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18
The Aquarius golfer plays smart and is always one step ahead of the competition in their approach to the game. They always try to play their best and never concede defeat until the last putt drops. As the symbol of their sign the "water bearer" demonstrates, Aquarian golfers do particularly well on courses located near an ocean, river or other bodies of water. Some of the best rounds you play could very well happen on links-style courses.
As an Aquarian you are not only fascinated by the game of golf but other mysteries as well, things not normally meant to be judged by mortal man. As Aquarius is the sign of "genius" it is sometimes difficult to resist the impulse to over-analyse the swing and may cause you frustration. When this happens it is best to lighten up, forget all the things you think you should be doing and just swing the club. More than three swing "keys" will paralyse you anyway. Through your intense study of things mechanical you have developed your own style of play and while your swing may not be considered "classical" you are able to score well most times when you put your mind to it.

Pisces: Feb 19 - Mar 20
Pisces, the 12th sign of the Zodiac, symbolized by the Fish, is governed by Neptune and possesses a positive nature, combining some of the best characteristics of all other signs. Exhibiting the clever wit of Taurus, the artistic drive of Aquarius and the quickness of Gemini, Pisces golfers are more attuned to the finer aspects of the game of golf. "Imaginative" and "adaptable" are adjectives used to describe Pisces players who seem to be particularly adept at extricating themselves from difficult situations, on or off the course. A strong connection between the conscious and the unconscious mind provides them with an ability to control their nerves, a most enviable trait for a golfer, especially in ultra-competitive situations. Intuitive, emotional and artistic, the Pisces golfer is not attached to conventional means of improving their game. They will seek out the nearest golf "guru" in an attempt to understand the finer, more advanced aspects of the golf swing. Whatever Pisces likes, Pisces is likely to spend too much time doing and this can cause a tendency to over-analyse their swing during long practice sessions. Fortunately, the Pisces golfer also recognizes how to use what they have learned to their advantage on the course.